Some might attribute my fantastically vast time between posts to sheer laziness or an unhealthy penchant for watching You Tube for hours on end. But the truth is, I waited this long so that I could follow up my last post with this:
Here's Britney Spears with a nifty new haircut, looking all happy and cute on "The Late Show With David Letterman." It's nice to see that she's back to bathing herself and occasionally kicking scumbags to the curb.
Screen caps courtesy of Breathe Heavy.com. You can go there for all the latest news on the divorce proceedings.
CHRISTINE IS A restless soul based in Toronto, Ontario. When she's awake, she's usually working on her baby, happygrrls.com, and watching way too much reality television for her mental good. Her interests include sneering at authoritative figures, finding ways to work Dirty Dancing references into her every day life, and petting random dogs. She also enjoys eating corn at BBQs, and thinks that people don't BBQ corn enough.
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
FOR ALL YOU need to know, and apparently my full name as well (thanks, Froogle!), see Wishlist.
Some more tidbits: like all things in life, I'm good at beginnings but very bad at endings. I am a slave to words. I have many bad vices, but I did not inhale...often.
FOURFOUR: Rich's blog is hilarious, and he's a genius when it comes to commentary on all things "America's Next Top Model," Mariah Carey, and Bobby Brown. Plus, he's got the screen caps to accompany his brilliance.
THE WEATHER NETWORK: Judging by the amount of girls still wearing stilettos and minis to clubs, you can never get enough of the weather forecast.
THE SNEEZE: I don't know who Steve is, but he's hilarious and knows how to rock the Photoshop. Best section: Steve, Don't Eat It!, which is self-explanatory.
POP CANDY: I don't normally like reading blogs run by national newspapers, but USA Today's pop culture blog is just the right amount of condensed, and contains tons of clickables to make the work day go by a little faster.
POST SECRET: Every Monday, new secrets are posted up. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wonder if someone's reading your mind. Don't forget to pick up the cool coffee table book.
I am so over you:
LINDSAY LOHAN: Everyone has an opinion on Lindsay and her young Hollywood cohorts, but the only one she should really be interested in is some good career advice, which obviously didn't include starring in I Know Who Killed Me.
BRITNEY SPEARS: Can someone please take away her license? On the other hand, I'm shocked (shocked!) to hear that her album is getting positive reviews. Maybe being all tortured and weird and stuff has actually helped her artistry?
AMY WINEHOUSE: Yes, we know she's a wreck and probably does need the rehab she insists that she doesn't need, but the slow downward spiral is getting a little tiresome.